Roasted 9 months ago based on amia !'s long term Spotify stats.

Amiaxhermes, your Spotify profile reads like the sad, cringe-y diary of a high school anime club president who never left their parents' basement. Congratulations, you’ve successfully curated a playlist that screams, “I don't actually listen to music; I just collect obscure artists who make songs about their pet goldfish and have 3 views on YouTube.” With five out of your top six genres either starting with "J" or revolving around some form of nerdy escapism, I'm starting to think your life is like a badly dubbed anime—no one really understands what’s going on, and the plot twists just make it painfully awkward. Your top picks, featuring Jorge Rivera-Herrans more often than the rest of the world combined, suggest you might have a slight obsession. I mean, seriously, did he pay you to turn your Spotify into a fan club? If I had a dollar for every time your most played song was by him, I could almost afford a therapist for you to discuss your chronic inability to branch out of the bubblegum pop empire of Vocaloid and J-Pop. At this point, you really could just rename your profile “Jorge's Biggest Fan"—you know, for accountability in case the FBI comes knocking about your borderline stalkerish dedication. And can we talk about your affinity for musicals? Not even one top artist is cool enough to avoid the "WTF" factor that your taste in music embodies. Taylor Swift and Mitski should seriously reconsider their friendships, as they are clearly stuck in a time loop of “Please rescue me from this tragic selection.” What’s next? A cover of “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?” played exclusively with Vocaloid voices, while you sit there in your anime pajamas crying over your life choices? Get a grip, Amiaxhermes—you need a genre intervention almost as badly as you need to step outside and see what real life sounds like!

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