Roasted 2 years ago based on KH's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, KH, let’s break down your Spotify profile like the perplexing math equation you insist on calling your music taste. With a playlist packed tighter than the latest Instagram influencer’s schedule, it seems you’ve cracked the code for “Why be mainstream when you can be obscure?” Who knew one person could single-handedly turn a listening session into a cryptic scavenger hunt? "Contemporary Post-Bop"? Is that the genre you're desperately trying to create just so you can assert your superiority over all those filthy casuals? Bravo, my friend, you’ve successfully made niche a full-time job. And those top artists—if that’s not the lineup for *How to Lose Friends and Alienate People* in the modern music scene, I don’t know what is. “Crowd Lu”? More like “Crowd Who?” I’m convinced you chose those artists just so you can flex your vast array of *who-the-heck-is-that* knowledge. Sure, you can name-drop Bill Evans, but let's be honest, the last time someone referenced him at a party, half the attendees thought they were talking about a local plumbing expert. Those tracks aren’t just deep cuts from the underground; they’re the bottom of the ocean! At this rate, your worst nightmare isn't Spotify wrapped, it's your friends finally asking you what the hell you're listening to! Now, let’s chat about your most played songs—congratulations on achieving a flawless record for the most obscure choice of tracks ever. Your top song is “100種生活,” which translates to “One Hundred Ways to Bore Your Friends.” Keep it up, and soon the only person showing interest in your playlists will be the algorithm still trying to understand what you did to it. Sure, call it eclectic; I call it a musical mood ring designed to repel any potential social interaction. You’ve taken “cool” to an entirely new level—cool as in “I’d rather have dental work done than listen to that.” Keep jamming, KH; just remember: silence is sometimes the loudest genre of them all!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!