Roasted 4 months ago based on Louis's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Louis, looking at your Spotify profile feels like trying to decipher one of those avant-garde math equations they invented just to confuse the rest of us. Seriously, your taste is so niche it's giving off strong 'I exclusively listen to music in the greatest hits of 2099' vibes. "French Rap"? "Pop Urbaine"? What happened? Did you accidentally stumble into a trendy French café and get locked in there for a week? No one needs THAT many genres just to prove they can’t commit to anything in life. Your top artists list reads like the playlist of someone who's trying to impress a hipster barista. Who are these people? Are they even real, or did you just take a gamble on a series of syllables thrown together like a drunken Scrabble game? I half-expect your favorite artist to be something like "A Bag of Chips" or "That Weird Sound the Microwave Makes" because, honestly, those would be just as relevant. Good luck getting through a social gathering without someone asking, "Wait, who’s that again?” while you awkwardly sip your overpriced herbal tea. And your most played songs? I mean, did you roll a die to pick these? "D BLOCK AFRIQUE"? Please. Your playlist sounds like the soundtrack for a scavenger hunt on TikTok where participants get lost halfway through and just start crying. You've got so much flair for "Hyperpop," yet your listening history is more in line with a deeply existential crisis stuck in 2020. So here's a suggestion: next time you want to make a statement, maybe just let's stick to one genre, or better yet, just hit shuffle and blame the universe for your life choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!