Roasted 3 months ago based on treasa :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Treasa, your music taste is like a time capsule from a thrift store—full of questionable choices and just funky enough to make me wonder if you were raised by hipster raccoons with a soft spot for sad ballads. Classic Rock? Yacht Rock? Soft Rock? With a playlist this confused, I half-expect your Spotify account to have its own midlife crisis in a few years. If you ever want to feel like a disgraced radio host from a dad’s garage, just crank up your post-punk and folk pop while telling everyone how they just “don’t get” your emotional journey. Honestly, looking at your top artists, it feels like a group therapy session for people who are constantly one cup of herbal tea away from crying into their pillows. Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey? Seems like you're all about moonlit drives and existential dread. But then again, with Hozier and a sprinkle of Fleetwood Mac in the mix, I’d bet your ideal Saturday night involves you hugging your blankets, analyzing the metaphors in your favorite songs, and questioning your life choices. Just remember, it's never too late to switch to some actual bangers; maybe start with a little less "soft" and a bit more "get up and dance." Your most played songs read like the diary of someone who believes deep down that their soulmate is hiding in a coffee shop while breathing in the fumes of garage rock. “To Be So Lonely” by Harry Styles? A fitting anthem for a person scrolling endlessly through sad song lyrics instead of texting that crush. And don’t even get me started on “BLUE” by Billie Eilish; it could be a soundtrack to your last date when they realized your favorite genre isn't ‘weirdly artsy’ but just flat out ‘sad girl energy’. Treasa, you’re basically a Spotify algorithm horror story waiting to happen—let’s hope they can help you find that EDM banger you clearly need to shake up your life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!