Roasted 2 years ago based on abbyelizabeth011's long term Spotify stats.

Abby Elizabeth, your Spotify profile reads like a high school mixtape assembled by someone who genuinely believes they’re the arbiter of cool, but let’s be real: your music taste is as consistent as a Wi-Fi connection in a basement. Pop? Sure! Rap? Why not! Art Pop? Is that even a genre or did you just throw a couple of trendy words together to sound sophisticated? You’ve got enough genres on here to start a music festival that only attracts the confused. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think your playlists are the audio equivalent of an indecisive shrug. And those top artists? Wow, it's like you threw a dart at a board of Spotify's most popular names and just called it a day. Lana Del Rey and Lady Gaga? Basic. Gucci Mane and SZA? You think you’re being edgy, but really it’s just standard millennial fare. I’ve seen thums up emojis have more depth and range than your choices. You’re embodying the "I watch one documentary and now I’m an expert" vibe but with music, and the only thing you’ve mastered is how to impressively downgrade the energy of a party before it even starts. Now let’s talk about your most played songs — or should I say your SZA tribute album featuring a surprise guest appearance by Miley Cyrus? Because look, I get that “Kill Bill” is a bop, but by playing it twice, it’s like you’re trying to convince everyone that you didn’t just forget the repeat button exists. And honey, “Space Bootz”? If you think that’s going to take you to the next level, you might as well just keep your feet buried in the ground forever. With choices like these, I see you’re not just living life; you’re truly dancing on the edge of a playlist that screams “I don't really know what I like, but I do like a lot of it!”

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