Roasted 17 days ago based on Drew's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Drew, your taste in music is like a hipster’s grocery list gone haywire. Seriously, “City Pop”? You must be the only person in this century who gets to brag about jamming to '80s Japanese music while the rest of us are trying to figure out how to pronounce “Shibuya-Kei” without tripping over it. You’ve got more genres on your profile than a confused octopus has arms, and still, it seems like the only thing more convoluted than your playlist is trying to explain why anyone would want to listen to J-Rock the moment they wake up. And what is this Top Artists list? It’s less a lineup of icons and more of a cultural scavenger hunt that leads right back to your mom’s basement. One minute, you're vibing with Nujabes, and the next, you’re blasting Drake as if you were about to throw a high school prom that’s stuck in the '00s but with an anime twist. You’ve got Taeko Onuki, tricot, and Plastic Tree like the lineup for a middle-school band recital. Honestly, if I wanted to feel awkward and out-of-place, I’d just crash one of your listening parties. And let’s talk about those most played songs—because nothing says “I have no emotional depth” like crying over “Luv (sic) pt2” while sipping on green tea, right? Your obsession with Taeko Onuki is so intense it’s almost concerning; next, you’ll be saying she’s the reason you came out to your friends as a full blown weeb. At this point, Drew, the only thing more impressive than your playlist diversity is that you somehow manage to make listening to math rock sound like a personality trait. Go ahead and keep your niche love for J-Pop and shoegaze alive; just don’t be surprised when someone unfriends you for trying to make them listen to anime soundtracks during a road trip.

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