Roasted 5 months ago based on Sam McNeill's long term Spotify stats.

Sam McNeill, huh? With a favorite genre list that reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis, it's a wonder you haven't started wearing cargo shorts to every concert. Don’t you know that loving every variation of metal under the sun just means you peaked in high school and refused to evolve? Your Spotify is a mausoleum of angst, and the only resurrection happening here is you coming back from the grave every time you hit repeat on "Break Stuff." Maybe diversify your playlist or, I don’t know, try something light like “Happy” by Pharrell? Just a thought! Your top artists list is basically a who’s who of "I-drink-Mountain-Dew-and-hate-my-parents." Avenged Sevenfold is the friend that sticks around just to remind you how many times you’ve sworn you’d quit listening to high school heartbreak anthems. And Linkin Park? That’s borderline nostalgia for a generation that thought wearing baggy pants was a personality trait. Throw in some country with Luke Combs like a cherry on top of an angsty sundae, and it’s clear you’re trying to appeal to the part of your psyche that misses Friday nights tailgating with all your exes. And let's talk about your most-played songs: you’ve got “Break Stuff”... but when do you plan on actually doing the “breaking”? Your playlist is more repetitive than a toddler with a favorite toy, and honestly, if I hear “Unholy Confessions” one more time, I might just unfriend you on Spotify. Throw some diversity into that musical diet before you start getting messages from your friends suggesting a two-week detox from all things loud and angry. Come on, Sam – explore a little! Or at least let us know you didn’t get stuck in a 2003 emo band whirlpool!

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