Roasted 6 months ago based on Alexis's long term Spotify stats.

Alexis, your Spotify profile reads like a chaotic soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in a goth club that exclusively serves energy drinks. I get it, you want to be edgy and underground, but your playlist sounds more like a high schooler's rebellion against good taste. "Breakcore" and "Hyperpop" are about as harmonious as a cat fight in a blender. You could call it a sonic journey, but it’s really just a one-way ticket to Ear Bleeding City. Your favorite genres sound like you went to a music store and threw a dart at a wheel of unfortunate sounds. Who hurt you, Alexis? You’ve got enough darkwave to fill an entire graveyard with angst — are you trying to summon the spirits of questionable life choices? And let’s address those top artists. You love Rammstein and t.A.T.u. in the same breath — is this a musical identity crisis or are you trying to throw us off your scent while you plot world domination through noise? It’s like you fear the sun but worship the hilariously bizarre. And those most played songs? They provide a candid glimpse into your chaotic life choices. “Bulls On Parade” is catchy, but with your playlist, it sounds more like a bull stampede in the middle of a rave. Every time "PUSH UR T3MPRR" plays, I can’t help but think you deserve a medal for bravery — or therapy. Your list reads like a soundtrack to an existential crisis done at 180 beats per minute. But hey, keep pushing the boundaries of taste; someone has to remind the world never to take themselves too seriously.

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