Roasted 4 days ago based on mattdm1's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, mattdm1, the human embodiment of “I only shop at thrift stores.” With a Spotify profile that's basically a hipster bingo card, it’s astonishing to see someone who clings so hard to the late 90s and early 2000s music trends while ignoring everything that’s come out since. You might want to check the expiration date on those tracks because they smell like stale PBR and existential dread. Surf Rock and Grunge? Classic, but my guy, you can't keep dancing to the same decade forever; you’re not a time traveler, you're just tragically stuck in a perpetual garage band phase! Your top artists read like the soundtrack of a sad indie rom-com nobody asked for. You’ve got The Strokes rubbing elbows with Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift—talk about a musical identity crisis. It’s like walking into a vegan cafe only to find a deep-fried Twinkie on the dessert menu. Listen, I too enjoy a little mix-up, but your taste is hitting levels of confusion that would make a multi-genre playlist throw up in its mouth. At this rate, it's safer to categorize your music choices under “Things That Exist In A Parallel Universe.” And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. You prioritizing "What Ever Happened?" by The Strokes makes sense; clearly, you’re trying to mirror your lost sense of originality. As for “Me and the Dog” by Sam Fender, we get it, you’re quirky and love your pets. But let’s be honest; even a dog would ditch you for a more varied playlist. You’ve reached peak indie insecurity where your vibe screams "I use candles to mask the smell of disappointment” and yet somehow, it’s all hilariously endearing. So props for that, but do yourself a favor and diversify, because your music taste belongs on a mixtape titled “How to Forget Your 20s.”

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