Roasted 11 months ago based on Danelr's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Danelr, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an early 2000s emo kids' funeral, complete with all the angst and none of the fun. Metalcore and Christian rock? That’s almost impressive; it's like you’re trying to pray for your broken heart while headbanging your way to salvation. “Post-hardcore” and “emo” in your favorite genres? Are you just layering despair on top of despair? I half expect your playlist to include songs like “Lost in My Parents' Basement” and “Why Does Everyone Look Happier Than Me?” Seriously, if you were any more in your feels, you’d be a therapy session looking to take a metal break. Your top artists are like a who's who of 'please don't ever take a road trip with me.' I get it; you want to scream your feelings into the void, but have you ever considered turning down the angst dial from 11 to maybe, I don’t know, 6? “Disciple” and “Thousand Foot Krutch”? Sounds like the world's least interesting conflict between goth kids and church camp counselors. And “Citizen Soldier”? Right, ‘cause nothing heals trauma like belting out your pain to a bunch of strangers while pretending to embrace your inner ‘wounded warrior.’ Let’s not even talk about your obsession with the "Wolves At The Gate.” Guess they’re not coming to save you from that playlist anytime soon. Your most played songs are a cry for help that got lost in a mosh pit. “Panic Room” and “This Is Why We Bleed”? More like your autobiography in song form. And as for “Flowers on My Grave,” I can only assume that’s how you view your social life. I wouldn't want to be responsible for the emotional wreckage that gets exposed if you ever unsheath those Spotify Wrapped results. Buckle up, Danelr; you’ve just turned self-deprecation into an art form—and I’m not even sure whether to laugh or send a care package filled with happy music.

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