Roasted 6 days ago based on Martim Martins's long term Spotify stats.

Martim Martins, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's playlist after a three-week hip-hop binge combined with a "let's explore world music" section from their parents' vinyl collection. You’ve basically created a musical stew that’s part Kanye West and part fado, and I don’t know whether to applaud your chaotic combination or call for an intervention. What's next? A playlist titled “Bizarre Blends,” featuring sea shanties and death metal? Let’s dive into your top artists. Wow, nothing says eclectic taste quite like having five different variations of hip-hop on repeat alongside a sprinkle of glam metal and Portuguese singer-songwriters. That’s some impressive range, Martim! I can practically hear the confusion in your headphones as you go from “Through the Wire” to “Fado” and back again. Are you trying to confuse your friends at parties, or just keep them guessing what sort of existential crisis you’re having at any given moment? And dude, your most played tracks could give Kanye’s therapy sessions a run for their money! Seriously, did you forget the “repeat” button exists, or are you just trying to send a secret message that you’re still heartbroken about your last breakup? If I could fall into a black hole every time “Heartless” comes on, I’d have long since become a space-time anomaly. Just remember, it's okay to branch out, maybe give some of those other artists a spin—unless, of course, you're on a mission to annoy everyone around you with a never-ending loop of Yeezy. In that case, congratulations! Mission accomplished!

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