Roasted 2 years ago based on willt31's long term Spotify stats.

Willt_31, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like a hipster's menu at a coffee shop, you must be absolutely insufferable at parties. Between your "Indietronica" and "Float House" playlists, it’s no wonder your social life is as barren as a desert. Seriously, if I wanted to hear music that sounds like it was composed on a broken MIDI keyboard by a group of caffeinated raccoons, I’d just open my windows during rush hour! Your love for "Dutch Tech House" suggests you’re really just trying to impress everyone with your cosmopolitan taste while secretly Googling what the hell "Intelligent Dance Music" even means. Are you trying to dance or take a standardized test? I wouldn’t be surprised if the last time you had a real conversation was with your streaming algorithms, who, by the way, are definitely judging your life choices right alongside me. And let’s not even start on your top artists. "Chaos In The CBD"? More like “Chaos in Your Social Life.” If your playlists are anything like your taste in music, it’s safe to say that even Spotify is questioning your existence. But don’t worry, bud; I’m sure your friends enjoy your "Fingers - Mixed" track as much as they enjoy politely declining your invites. At this rate, your musical selections are bound to get you a one-way ticket to the loneliest corner of the algorithm!

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