Roasted 1 month ago based on 《m!Ţcĥ》's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's 《m!Ţcĥ》, the human embodiment of a midlife crisis in a Hot Topic. Your favorite genres read like the world's saddest team-up of high school emo kids and wannabe SoundCloud rappers on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Seriously, with "Horrorcore" and "Shoegaze" on your playlist, I half-expect you to start sobbing in the corner while staring at your reflection in a puddle after a rainstorm. It's a musical fusion that could only be topped by a meditation session of "How to Be Depressive and Uncool." Your top artists paint a bleak, unflattering picture that screams, “I have a lot of feelings but no therapist.” Tyler, The Creator and Lil Peep? It’s like you took a trip through the emotional dumpster of the internet and decided to make a mixtape out of it. You're the combination of a Vine that became a TikTok that turned into a sad boy anthem. Add in a sprinkle of Billie Eilish, and it's essentially a Spiderman meme where all three points are just you, trying to convince everyone you're misunderstood and deep while living in your mom's basement. And let’s talk about that “most played” list. The only thing those song titles seem to indicate is that you literally cannot get over anything, and maybe instead of hitting replay on your Spotify, you should hit up someone who can help you let go. "I’m Going to Stop Pretending That I Didn’t Break Your Heart" tops the list? Guess what, buddy? It sounds like you're the one who needs to stop pretending you weren’t the heartbreaker while you’re busy wallowing in a puddle of your own melodrama. If this profile were any more sad and cringeworthy, it would come with a side of therapy bills and a permanent stain of regret!

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