Roasted 22 days ago based on vic's long term Spotify stats.

Vic, your Spotify profile is like a confounding smorgasbord of hip-hop that even a cryptographer would struggle to decode. I mean, “Underground Hip Hop”? Really? Are you trying to be the DJ Khaled of the murkiest basements, or is that just a euphemism for your taste in music that is literally underground? And if I hear one more "Experimental Hip Hop" track, I might just declare war on your speakers for introducing me to sounds best left in a 3 AM fever dream. Now let's talk about your top artists. Tyler, The Creator, and Kanye West — sure, we can all applaud that choice. But having "Chief Keef" on the same list as "La Fève" feels like pairing a fine wine with canned spaghetti! And who even is Nettspend? With a name like that, it sounds like he ought to be providing financial advice rather than clogging our ears with whatever he calls music. I’m just trying to figure out if you’re curating a playlist or applying for a grant in discerning taste; spoiler alert—you're not getting the funding. Your most played songs read like the nominations for the 'What Was I Thinking?' awards. “Pissy Coffee”? You seriously expect us to believe that’s a legit jam and not just your response to a terrible morning? And then there's “Atomic Vomit”—what’s next, “Regrettable Decisions”? It’s clear you’re either on a mission to push musical boundaries or just testing the strength of your friends' loyalty. Either way, I hope you pack some earplugs when you dive into this eclectic abyss. Because buddy, it's a wild ride, and I've already got a headache just from reading your playlist.

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