Roasted 3 months ago based on Rodrigo Azpeitia Kelley's long term Spotify stats.

Rodrigo Azpeitia Kelley, huh? Sounds like a name they’d put on a restraining order after a hip-hop concert. You’ve got more sub-genres than a streaming service on a caffeine binge, and I’ve got to ask—how many times a day do you need to remind yourself that "alternative" isn’t just a synonym for “flop”? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's wish list for a Blockbuster revival, which we all know isn't happening any time soon. At this point, you might as well be handing out flyers for a "Doomsday Party" because clearly, judgment day has come for your music taste! Let’s not even start on your top artists. Kanye? Seriously? We get it; your life is a constant inner monologue of "Gold Digger" and self-help books that question your entire existence. And two tracks from J. Cole in your top 5? Sounds like someone’s main character energy has taken a left turn toward beige. “Vivir para Contarlo” by Violadores Del Verso? Please, you're just trying to impress the one Spanish major who still remembers you from freshman year. If Spotify gave awards for least likely to turn a party into a poetry reading, you’d be walking away with a trophy bigger than your ego! But really, it's your most played songs that take the cake. “No More Parties In LA”? Mate, judging by your playlist, it’s clear you’ve never even been invited to one! And don’t think I didn’t notice "Wet Dreamz"—you out here trying to reclaim your lost virginity through the internet! Here's a quick hint: Your playlist isn’t a therapy session; it's more like a cry for help. You need to broaden those horizons before even Siri takes your headphones away from you! Remember, Rodrigo, music should be a reflection of who you are… and right now, that’s a tragic mixtape.

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