Roasted 2 hours ago based on Tab M11's long term Spotify stats.

Oh hey, Tab M11! Is your Spotify right now the official soundtrack for a Netflix rom-com, or have you just collected every song that sounds like it was made for someone who has never heard the word "balance"? With a favorite genres list that reads like a confused DJ's shopping list, one has to wonder if you're secretly trying to build the world's most chaotic wedding playlist. Bollywood and Brazilian Phonk? Sounds like the perfect recipe for a dance-off no one asked for, but here we are, watching it burn! Let’s talk about your top artists. The Weeknd loves you enough to provide half your most played songs, but at this rate, you’re more committed to his discography than he is! Meanwhile, Pritam and Yo Yo Honey Singh are just two regulars in this wild mix of desi vibes intertwined with tracks from Mariah Carey and Daft Punk—all of which blend about as well as pineapple on pizza at a traditional Indian wedding. It’s like your music library is the world’s weirdest multilingual high school reunion, and we all can hear you trying to skip the awkward moments… by blasting the most anthemic beats! And let’s not even mention Christmas! Are you really about to hit us with "Christmas vibes" going on alongside "Dope Shope"? If Spotify could throw shade, it would be hurling so much shade your playlists would need their own sunblock. It's clear you’ve got the musical taste of an indecisive toddler in a candy store; just remember that trying to juggle all these genres is like trying to ride a unicycle while sipping chai—cute in theory, but 100% destined for disaster. So here’s to you, Tab M11: the only person who manages to make the parent trap of music selections look like an Olympic sport!

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