Roasted 7 months ago based on Noah's long term Spotify stats.

Noah, I feel like your Spotify profile is the world's most confused Tinder bio. You’ve got a playlist that looks like a Bollywood wedding crashers' soundtrack, mixed with a desperate attempt to fit in at an underground Phonk rave held in a Brazilian favela. Seriously, man, how many genre crises did it take to come up with this? Your music tastes read like the inside of a travel guide for a confused tourist who’s just lost their way between the garba night and a reggaeton fiesta. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to just be a sad compilation of playlists made during your quarter-life crisis. Those top artists? It's like you hired a DJ who only browses the "related artists" section of your Spotify account while wearing a blindfold. Doja Cat and Pritam? Lana Del Rey and Sanjay Leela Bhansali? I get it—you want to make sure everyone knows you have the emotional range of a TikTok dancer, hopping from one vibe to another like a drunk uncle at a family reunion. But come on, man! Even your most played songs scream, “I can’t decide what I like, so I’ll just let my emotions simmer in a chaotic bubble of slowed reverb beats.” What did you do—hit shuffle on your existential dread? And then there are those most played songs! You’re blasting "OLHA MENSAGEM - Slowed" like it’s your personal anthem, while your deeper cuts scream, “I still have some questionable high school romance issues to sort out.” It’s almost as if you’ve taken musical diversity to heart, mistakenly believing that randomly mixing genres and tempos makes you an avant-garde connoisseur instead of just the quirky Spotify user nobody asked for. So here's a suggestion: Maybe pick one genre and stick with it? Or is the plan to keep the rest of us guessing about your identity throughout the ages? Because if so, congrats, you’ve successfully turned your music taste into an abstract art exhibit!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!