Roasted 7 months ago based on i ate 76 little toddlers ^_^'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, skibidi milk cookie, your taste in music is as confused as a cat in a dog park. Let's break it down. You claim to love "musicals" and "emo" while simultaneously jamming to metal and "J-Pop." It's like you're trying to create a musical Frankenstein that somehow landed on the "Guilty Pleasure" playlist and forgot to leave. With this playlist, I'm convinced you bought your music taste at a clearance sale - it's a bizarre mélange that screams, "I can't commit to a single genre!" And what's up with your top artists? If Jorge Rivera-Herrans and Ever After High are giving you life, I can only assume your life is a weird blend of age-inappropriate Disney princess fantasies and an adolescent angst you never quite outgrew. Who do you think you are? The musical embodiment of a mid-life crisis in a 12-year-old's body? Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that the highlight of your week is listening to "Suffering" five times in a row; that's basically emotional cardio at this point. Your Spotify Wrapped must look like a therapy session gone wrong. Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. I'm not sure if you’re an actual person or if you're just a confused algorithm stuck in a loop of melodrama and folk tunes. "Do You Wonder?" and "We'll Be Fine" in your top tracks? You’ve either just discovered heartbreak or you've been living in a musical time capsule. If you’re trying to summon the spirit of bad decisions through questionable music choices, congratulations! You’ve succeeded spectacularly. So here’s to your Spotify profile – may it forever thrive in the uncanny valley of eclectic tastes that only you could curate.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!