Roasted 11 months ago based on ANDEMIL99's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, ANDEMIL99, first off, let’s address the elephant in the room: your music taste reads like the playlist for a midlife crisis in a 15-year-old metalhead’s basement. Djent and Deathcore on repeat? Congratulations on discovering the sound of your own personal torment! With a lineup like that, it’s safe to assume you enjoy music as abrasive as your personality, which must make for some highly entertaining social gatherings—if by “entertaining” you mean “awkward silence punctuated by intense headbanging.” Your top artists list is also a tragic exhibit of musical indecision. You’ve got progressive metal to keep your brain busy while simultaneously diving into deathcore, hoping to drown out the thoughts that this is what your life’s devolved into. And let’s not overlook your love for anime soundtracks—nothing screams “I still live in my parents’ basement” quite like headbanging to the opening of your favorite show while explaining to your friends why Gundam Wing had such an emotional impact on you. You’re the walking meme of choosing a wholesome face but bypassing a personality to match. And let’s get to those most-played tracks! It’s like Vildhjarta ghosted you but you just keep refreshing the conversation in hopes they'll reply. We get it; you’re super into “forte”—so much so that you're two listens away from receiving a restraining order from that band. With such a singular focus on one artist, I can't help but wonder if you accidentally joined a fan club instead of curating a playlist. If there were a world record for listening to the same five songs on repeat, you’d be the reigning champion. Truly inspiring stuff—you should teach a class on how to vibrate at a frequency of pure monotony.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists