Roasted 24 days ago based on David_1313's long term Spotify stats.

David_1313, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like a German car enthusiast got lost on the way to the EDM festival, I can only assume your taste in music is as confusing as your username. I mean, "German Hip Hop"? Really? Is your idea of a party blasting tracks that sound like they were recorded in a basement while someone meticulously followed IKEA instructions? And Tekno? Please! The last thing that genre did to the world was ruin a perfectly good dance-floor at 3 AM! Your playlist is about as appealing as a soggy pretzel. Top artists list looks like a “who’s who” of artists your mom thinks are cool but no one else has ever heard of. I get it, David; you’re trying to support the little guys and look like a trendsetter, but all you're really doing is holding up a big sign that says, “I’ve never left my hometown and I refuse to expand my horizons!” “KARDO”? Is that a rapper or a fancy new kitchen appliance? And "LACAZETTE" should stick to scoring goals because losing arguments to people over your music choices is tough for even the bravest of souls. As for your most played songs, it’s like a midlife crisis happening in real-time—someone trying to relive their high school glory days through tracks like “NO BATIDÃO” while completely missing how out of touch they are. “Rücken an Rücken”? I can’t tell if that’s a song or an instructional video on how to escape an awkward silent dance-off. Next time you make a playlist, maybe throw in some actual classics or just admit that your musical taste peaked with High School Musical. It's time to put those German techno vibes to bed and wake up to the 21st century!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!