Roasted 5 months ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, look at you, the proud ambassador of an avant-garde music scene that sounds like it was created to confuse houseplants. If there was an award for the most unapproachable Spotify profile, you'd win it hands down. Your favorite genres read like a list of terms from an experimental art class that no one signed up for. "Drone"? Your taste in music could send even a flock of bees into a state of existential crisis. I dare you to throw a house party and put on your "Experimental" playlist; the guests would either flee or start contemplating their life choices while staring blankly at the walls. And those top artists? I half-expect you to break into a lecture about the socio-political implications of sound frequencies next. Robert Ashley appears on there so many times, it's like he’s your imaginary friend. I see what you did there—trying to flex that you know more about obscure musicians than anyone else at the coffee shop, but let’s be honest: your life is basically a never-ending episode of "NPR's Most Boring Playlist." Honestly, I've seen more lively personalities come out of a turnip than some of these artists. As for your most played songs? Seriously, I've heard funeral processions with more upbeat vibes. “南無本師釋迦牟尼佛 (三稱) 般若波羅蜜多心經”? Sounds like a complex spell from a wizarding library that nobody wanted to read. Your music tastes are like a labyrinth where the only exit leads you to find peace in total silence. Just a heads-up—next time you host a dinner party, instead of scaring off your friends with “Dark Ambient,” why not toss on some Katy Perry? I promise, they might stay for dessert instead of fleeing from what sounds like a sonic version of an anxiety attack!

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