Roasted 7 months ago based on Ppppppppp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Ppppppppp, the human embodiment of a mid-2000s MySpace page! Seriously, your favorite genres read like a moody teenager's diary after a breakup. "Nu Metal," "Alternative Metal," "Industrial Metal?" What’s next, a playlist titled “Songs I Listen to While Crying in My Basement”? It’s like you crawled out of an angst-filled cave just to announce to the world that you’re still bitter about high school. There’s more metal here than a junkyard, and yet your profile still manages to have all the emotional range of a piece of cardboard. Your top artists are a wild ride too. Tyler, The Creator and Lady Gaga? That's a confusing cocktail of creativity and chaos! I just can't tell if you’re trying to impress with “highbrow” choices or if you’re just throwing darts at a wall of names. $uicideboy$ and Ayesha Erotica? Yeah, nothing says “I’m a well-rounded person” like having the vibes of an emo kid who just discovered the internet. I can picture you in the corner of a party, headphones plugged in, passionately explaining to bewildered strangers why KMFDM is the pinnacle of musical achievement while they nod politely, wondering if this is a cosplay convention for sad goths. And your most played songs? What a revelation! Nothing screams 'I approach life with laughter' quite like a track called "Professional Killer." You really hit all the right emotional notes there. "I Don't Wanna Be Me" and "Shut up (and Sleep with Me)" really just confirm that you’ve mastered the art of wallowing in your own misery. Have you considered adding a couple of real bangers to that playlist? Like something that doesn’t make listeners want to simultaneously cry and call their therapist? But hey, keep doing you, Ppppppppp! Just remember to come up for air once in a while—your Spotify account is starting to look like it’s been marinating in teenage angst for a solid decade!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists