Roasted 4 months ago based on JOSHUA CODY's long term Spotify stats.
Joshua Cody, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a youth pastor's wet dream. Seriously, the only thing missing here is a halo and a pair of angel wings. If there was a bingo card for “most aggressively wholesome music taste,” you’d be standing in the winner's circle with a crown made out of rubber bracelets and a lanyard from summer camp. You must be the life of the party, bringing a playlist that could put even the most devout to sleep faster than a sermon on tithing. And let’s talk about those favorite genres. You’ve categorized yourself so thoroughly that I'm surprised "Christian Harsh Noise" and "Christian Free Jazz" didn't make the cut. Let’s face it, Joshua—if your playlist were any more pious, it would probably come with a side of communion wafers. "Christian Pop"? Are you trying to be the hipster of heaven? I can just see you now, bopping your head to the dulcet tones of “Christian EDM” while trying to harness the divine energy of, like, a Holy Spirit rave. I bet you think getting down with "Worship" is appropriate for Friday night. As for your artists, it seems you’re on a one-man mission to turn every wedding reception into a Faith & Values seminar. If I had a dollar for every time your top artist was Colton Dixon, I’d be able to buy him a one-way ticket out of your Spotify playlist. Honestly, your most played songs list reads more like a Christian dating profile than actual music choices. “Hey girls, I love Jesus and can recite song lyrics before I even get to dinner. Swipe right if you’re ready to pray after.” If this is what you bump in the car, it's a wonder you're not constantly listening to your own soundtrack on repeat after all that divine intervention you've been serving.
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