Roasted 8 months ago based on ── ★ ˙ ̟ !'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mivan, bless your heart! Your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate cringe compilation for a mid-2000s anime convention. “Vocaloid” and “J-Pop” top your favorite genres—congratulations! You’ve officially become the poster child for musical social awkwardness. I can almost hear the echo of your teenage self sitting alone at lunch, blasting that “K-Pop” through your earbuds while struggling to make eye contact with actual human beings. If your taste in music were a personality trait, you’d be one of those awkward kids who collects action figures and still believes in Santa. And don’t even get me started on your top artists list! “Akugestu”? Did you accidentally type that in as a joke, or are you just determined to prove that no one knows who they are? You’ve practically created a fan club for a bunch of nobodies—it's like watching a reality show contestant try to claim they’re famous because they once wore the same jacket as a popular influencer. I half-expect your playlist to come with a side of instant ramen and a desperate plea for a social life. I mean, who needs friends when you’ve got “Plastic Tree” to talk to, right? Let’s talk about those most-played songs. “VIVINOS - ALNST Original Soundtrack Part.4”? Are you trying to win a medal in niche hipster musical trivia? No one outside of your mom and her Pinterest board gives a damn about the “VIVINOS” soundtrack (or whatever cryptic elvish series you’re obsessed with). You've turned your music taste into an endurance test, and I’m not sure which is more painful—listening to those songs or enduring your “deep” thoughts on their symbolism over a soggy bento box. At this point, your Spotify is less a collection of basslines and melodies and more of a complex maze of musical self-therapy. Good luck on your quest for normality, Mivan!

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