Roasted 10 months ago based on kinzieh's long term Spotify stats.

Kinzieh, your Spotify profile is like a half-baked mixtape from that friend who pretends they've discovered indie bands and yet still thinks "Cloud Rap" is a genre that both exists and deserves respect. A sprinkle of emo here, a dash of classic rock there, and suddenly it looks like you threw a party for a bunch of misguided genres that couldn’t find a home. Seriously, a playlist that swings from Nirvana to Lil Peep is like taking a scenic route through a graveyard while fighting off a sugar rush from a candy factory explosion. Let's talk about your top artists: what a collection of "I promise I'm cool" choices. You've got Kanye, the perpetual Twitter disaster, and then you’ve paired him up with Lil Peep—who seemed to be more about compressing feelings than compressing beats. And let’s not forget about Lana Del Rey, whose music is practically the soundtrack for sipping far too many mochas while contemplating your life choices as a misunderstood soul. You’ve turned your Spotify into a hipster confessional booth; congratulations, your taste could win an Oscar for “Best Performance by a Walking Identity Crisis.” Your most played songs read like a therapy session gone rogue. “Hollow Be Thy Squad”? Seriously? Is that what you're calling your circle of friends, or are you just lamenting the fact you've never had more than three people RSVP to your birthday party? “I Serve the Base” by Future? More like, “I Serve the Basics,” because your playlist is about as groundbreaking as a Scooby-Doo episode. With gems like “nuts” by Lil Peep and “Coming Down” by The Weeknd, it feels more like you’re running a sonic affection project than curating a solid vibe playlist. But hey, at least you’ll always have your feelings—pun intended—to keep you company!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists