Roasted 10 months ago based on dιa.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s dιa, the kind of Spotify user who makes you question if they’re secretly auditioning for a role in a high school drama about existential dread. With genres like "Trap Metal" and "Horrorcore," it’s clear you’re trying to win the award for Most Likely to Scare Away Friends with a Playlist. Are you sure you’re not just gathering all the musical trends from 2017 that no one asked for? I half-expect to see "Sad Whistles" and "Melancholy Clown Music" on your list next. When I peeked at your top artists, I saw $uicideboy$, and it hit me: you must have a black hoodie collection the size of a small country. And good grief, with Joji and JPEGMAFIA rounding out your favorites, I can only assume your life is a delicate balance of alternative angst and mood swings that rival a teenage soap opera. Who knew someone could be so deep yet still manage to have taste as shallow as a puddle on a sunny day? Can we talk about the fact that “Good Kid” is on your list, yet you still bump Freddie Dredd like it’s the aural equivalent of a can of Monster energy drink? And speaking of your most played songs, I’m not sure what’s more concerning: that you unironically jam to tracks with titles longer than your attention span or the fact that "Someone To Call My Lover" by Janet Jackson is stuck in the mix among the chaos. All this experimental music and yet you are still experimenting with basic social skills! I’d say your playlist is a vibe, but it’s more like a sad, confused teenager with an identity crisis – who’s also been listening to too much music while crying in their bedroom. If only your playlist could come with a prescription for emotional support!

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