Roasted 1 year ago based on Josh Daykin's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s break down the enigma that is your Spotify profile, Josh Daykin. Your favorite genres could fill a niche music festival that only the most confused hipsters on the planet would attend. "Progressive Metal" and "Musicals"? Sounds like you wish you could scream your angst while also belting out show tunes about your deep-seated feelings of inadequacy. I can't think of a better way to alienate friends than introducing them to your Spotify playlist— because let’s face it, nobody really needs to hear 'Neon Pop Punk' unless they’re trying to relive middle school pep rallies and therapy sessions all at once. Your top artists read like a soundtrack to an existential crisis: "Leprous" for the deep feels, and "Lizzy McAlpine" for when you need a reminder that being sad can also be melodically delightful. But honestly, John Mayer? Now that’s a bold choice for someone who might not be able to choose between crying to heavy riffs or sobbing over a piano ballad. And don’t even get me started on "Simone Sommerland," the only artist capable of turning children’s songs into a bizarre therapy session for adults questioning their life choices. Lastly, your most played songs reveal everything we need to know about your questionable taste. "If You’re Happy and You Know It"? Really? I guess you’re hoping it’ll finally give you a reason to be! And "Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows"? That’s the anthem of a person who probably argues with themselves about the meaning of life while snuggled in a blanket fort. So here’s to you, Josh: master curator of all things cringe and musical confusion. Your playlist perfectly captures your vibe—half melodrama and half giggles, but mostly just a cacophony of ‘what the heck am I listening to?’

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