Roasted 7 months ago based on Nitrami's long term Spotify stats.
Wow, Nitrami, your Spotify profile reads like the twisted love child of a haunted graveyard and a middle schooler's diary. I mean, come on! It seems like your taste in music is less about enjoying the melodies and more about seeing how many ways you can get your friends to question your sanity. With a favorite genres list that sounds like a lineup for a horror-themed karaoke night gone horribly wrong, it’s clear you’ve achieved the rare feat of making your music taste as appealing as a rotting corpse on a hot day. And let’s talk about those top artists: I can’t help but feel that your Spotify account has more commitment issues than a stray cat. Cannibal Corpse? More like your one true love. Seriously, if “Inhumane Harvest” is on repeat that much, I’m genuinely concerned for your future dinner parties. Your playlist is like an audio torture chamber where every song screams "I have unresolved issues!" If you’re just trying to scare away friends and potential dates, congrats! You’ve achieved a level of social distancing that’s truly remarkable. Lastly, let’s not skip over your most played songs. If your music taste were a horror movie, it’d be rated NC-17 for excessive gore and complete emotional detachment. At this point, I think even the Grim Reaper would look at your playlist and consider a career change just to get away from the mental trauma. Seriously, if you want to vibe with “Necropedophile” and “Evisceration Plague”, maybe it’s time to have a heart-to-heart with yourself or at least switch to a more wholesome genre, like Victorian Folk. But hey, keep doing you—because nothing says “party” quite like a soundtrack that sounds like a funeral home’s last rites!
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