Roasted 2 years ago based on Caspar's long term Spotify stats.

Demian, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in musical form. With a genre selection that spans from "Modern Rock" to "German Hip Hop," you’ve somehow managed to make being indecisive sound like a legitimate art form. It’s as if you’re trying to recreate your entire personality just by hitting shuffle, hoping for a mood swing that never comes. Maybe take a cue from your own taste and let go of the need to explore every flavor of sonic mediocrity—your ears aren't a salad bar. Let’s talk about your top artists! If your music taste were a menu, I’d advise people to bypass the kitchen entirely. Men At Work three times and a sprinkling of Red Hot Chili Peppers? Your playlist is more stuck in the '90s than a Blockbuster filled with VHS tapes. And what is up with having "VALORANT" on your most played list? Is that even a song or just an elaborate way to let the world know you spend more time gaming than engaging with actual human beings? And those most played songs? "Black Betty" and "Overkill"? With such a startlingly stagnant rotation, it’s like your Spotify is proudly declaring: "I peaked in high school!" A little hint for you—there’s a whole world of music out there that isn’t just a tribute to your very specific type of dad rock nostalgia. So, Demian, maybe it’s time to update your playlist from “If It Ain’t Broke, Just Keep Playing It Until You’re Not Cool Anymore” to something that doesn’t alienate the present while making the past look like a straight-up snooze-fest.

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