Roasted 8 months ago based on Fynnli's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of someone who thinks “suffering” is a musical genre. Seriously, with a lineup of "Japanese Indie," "Slowcore," and "Lo-Fi Indie," it's a wonder your playlist hasn't been labeled a sonic suicide note. You must be the life of the party, sitting in the corner sipping a lukewarm green tea while playing "Dawn in the Adan" for the tenth time. Are you sure you’re not just one step away from adopting a cat and scrolling through Pinterest for “how to cultivate the perfect sad aesthetic”? I’m convinced your top artists' list is one hipster's last desperate gasp for relevance. Let's break it down: you have Ichiko Aoba dominating your "most played" list like she's your emotional support artist. Hearing her play for the 50th time might just convince us you're actually trying to get an invisible audience to cry along with you. And don’t even get me started on Mac DeMarco and Tyler, The Creator. It’s like a sad indie kid met a guy who can’t decide if he wants to rap or throw a beach party, and you somehow made that a mood. The cherry on top is your favorite song “Parfum d'étoiles” — Is that French for “I’m Trying Way Too Hard”? It sounds like something you’d hear while fading into the background at a coffee shop full of people who actually know how to socialize. Bravo! If your goal was to curate the most pretentious Spotify profile this side of the universe, congratulations – mission accomplished! Now, if only we could find a genre for all those sad tears you’ve been streaming.

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