Roasted 2 years ago based on Steven_Do's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Steven_Do, your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape made by a committee of confused grandmas trying to impress their hipster grandsons. You’ve got "Vietnamese Bolero" sitting side by side with "Gangster Rap," as if the cultural compromise was "hey, let’s blend the chill vibes with the ‘I’ll rob your bank’ vibes." News flash: you can’t just throw "Dan Nguyen" and "Kanye West" into a blender and call it a smoothie, buddy! This is not some musical Compound Fracture; it’s your brain trying to process too many genres at once. Your top artists list looks like a courtroom hearing for a taste in music – half of them should be on trial for crimes against actual enjoyment. I mean, who are you trying to kid? "Chế Linh" and "SZA" on the same playlist? Are you trying to create an existential crisis while listening to lo-fi beats? And let’s talk about the fact that your most played songs include an anime theme song and the "Taxi Driver" edition of "Bakamitai." If I wanted to experience confusion on that level, I’d just scroll through my ex's text messages. Let's clarify something, Steven: if your music choice were a person, it would be that awkward guy at a party who tries way too hard to prove he’s "cultured" while still accidentally dropping the “N-word.” You’re out here with a playlist that screams, "I can’t commit to a decision, so I just put my headphones in and vibe." But listen, we all know you just want to create the ultimate soundtrack for the rare moments you leave your house, even if it’s to run and grab more instant ramen. Keep it real and pick a lane, champ; nobody wants to watch your Spotify profile plastered on a billboard of identity crisis.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists