Roasted 2 years ago based on Bodam's long term Spotify stats.

Bodam, your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet where all the choices are a little too greedy for attention. I mean, Afrobeats? Nigerian Pop? Trap? You’ve got more genres under your belt than a confused DJ at a wedding trying to please every guest with terrible taste. Is this a playlist or an identity crisis? Your music selection seems less like “curation” and more like you just wanted to show off your extensive knowledge of Google searches. If I were to call your taste sophisticated, I’d be committing a crime against the English language. Those top artists? Whew, the only thing more predictable than your playlist is the weather in your hometown. It’s like you raided a teen's iTunes account from 2018 and went on a spending spree! I can almost hear the echo of your basic tastes shouting, “Hey, look at me, I’m relatable!” Sure, Davido and Burna Boy are great, but can you take a ride on the wild side and explore someone less mainstream? Or are you too busy fawning over those top charts like it's high school again and you're trying to be popular? Newsflash, Bodam: mainstream isn't a personality trait! And let’s talk about those most played songs. "AWAY," "PRECISION," "NO MORE CONDITION"? Congrats on rotating the same five songs into infinity! It’s like your playlist is the audio equivalent of a basic avocado toast. If your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t scream, “I’m one missed bus away from a nervous breakdown,” then I’m not sure we’re looking at the same profile. Expand your horizons, my dude! You don’t need to fight the urge to listen to every Soothing Whale Soundtrack on repeat. At this rate, even your Spotify algorithm is regretting the day it met you.

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