Roasted 29 days ago based on Ishan Alien's long term Spotify stats.
Ishan Alien? More like Ishan Exile from Good Taste. Your Spotify profile read like a sonic therapy session for angsty middle schoolers who just discovered their feelings. Seriously, bro, do you need a hug or a therapist? I see more ‘sad boy’ energy flowing from this lineup than in a whole season of teenagers crying on TikTok. With your love for "Cloud Rap" and "Emo Rap," it’s safe to say your playlist is basically a breaking heart and a cloud of smoke away from becoming a literal diary. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your favorite artists — are you sure you weren’t just looking for a new soundtrack for when you’re crying alone in your room? You've got a squad of lyrical legends like Lil Peep and XXXTentacion holding hands with Lana Del Rey, who last I checked was busy crafting her sad anthem to the apocalypse. It’s like you’re trying to curate a soundtrack for your life as a misunderstood poet in a 2012 Tumblr post. And while you’re at it, good luck trying to explain to anyone how "Horrorcore" fits into your “vibe.” Newsflash: it doesn’t. And wow, does your most played list have a monoculture problem. It's like you’re playing a drinking game where every time Lil Peep shows up, you take a shot of your tears. "Teeth (Interlude)"—really? Did you not get the memo that half the battle of being human is learning not to dwell in the dark? If this is the soundtrack to your life, I shudder to think of the plot twist when "beamer boy" gets a happy ending. Please, for everyone's sake, step away from the loop and explore a genre that doesn’t come with a side of existential dread.
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