Roasted 2 months ago based on qtip's long term Spotify stats.

You know, qtip, your taste in music is like a thrift store mixtape assembled by your grandma after a few too many glasses of chardonnay. Vocal jazz and swing? I didn’t realize I was browsing a senior center’s playlist for the “Puttin’ on the Ritz” dance party. Maybe you’re just prepping for a retirement home karaoke night, because listening to your top tracks feels like I’ve stepped into a parallel universe where every song is performed by tired old souls reminiscing about their golden years while you simultaneously crank out bedroom pop like it somehow redeems you from the geriatric choices. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “I miss u and im at this point in my life” perfectly encapsulates your entire Spotify palette. Sorry to break it to you, but self-reflection isn’t just limited to your Spotify Wrapped—try extending that introspection beyond your music library and maybe consider investing in a better haircut. Meanwhile, the mix of indifferent indie R&B and Chet Baker ballads makes me question your emotional state. Are we vibing, or are you trying to soothe some deep-seated existential dread fueled by long nights of listening to Aaron May while staring out your window, clutching your pillow like it’s the only thing keeping you sane? Honestly, your playlist could double as a soundtrack for life’s most awkward moments. I mean, who else can say they went from “But Not For Me” straight to “Babydoll” without skipping a beat? Your Spotify profile reads like a long-winded conversation with a hipster coffee shop barista who hasn’t realized that your musical taste is basically an emotional rollercoaster designed to terrify anyone brave enough to ride it. So here’s a thought: next time you dive into your eclectic abyss, consider adding some **actual** bangers. Until then, we’ll be here, side-eyeing your future playlists and wondering why you made the musical choices of a midlife crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!