Roasted 18 days ago based on Ife's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ife! Your Spotify profile is like a confusing buffet where every dish is a different kind of spice, and no one knows what the hell to eat. We get it, you love Afrobeat and all its variations like it’s a trendy new flavor of ice cream. Afropiano? Seriously? You sound like you’re making up genres just to say you have a unique taste, and yet every time someone plays your playlist, they're bombarded with more beats than a Nigerian wedding DJ on crack. This convoluted mess of sound is proof that you have commitment issues—can’t even decide if you wanna party in Lagos or drill in London. And let’s talk about your top artists because wow, what a collection of “Who?” You’ve got Drake and then a bunch of artists that sound like they were named by someone who just walked through a neon light factory. It’s like you picked your faves from an Instagram influencer's playlist who was just too lazy to have any real favorites. “Nemzzz” and “Zaylevelten”? I’m convinced these are just usernames on a gaming platform you mistook for musical talent. At this point, you might just be creating an underground hipster vibe that not even the hipsters can appreciate. But hey, at least your "most played songs" section looks like a treasure map to the cringe festival. I can almost taste the desperation to find the next big thing while you cling to “Muzz.” The way you switch from Drill to Afropop sounds less like a personal taste and more like you're trying to avoid the fact that you’ve been making terrible playlist choices since high school. Just remember, while your friends pretend to vibe to your music, they're secretly making plans to switch to a different room to escape the sonic dumpster fire you've created.

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