Roasted 1 year ago based on Josie M's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Josie M, your Spotify profile reads like a diary entry from the world's most overdramatic 12-year-old. I mean, have you heard of variety? Your playlist is like a high school musical audition gone wrong, where the only criteria was to cry over the same three breakup songs from Taylor Swift. The pop charts must be so proud that you've single-handedly kept the "soft" in soft pop while evading any hint of adventurous music exploration. At this point, I half-expect to see "Taylor Swift Soundtrack for Crying in the Shower" as your favorite genre! And let’s talk about your top artists. It looks like the only skill you’ve mastered is vaporizing the last remaining drops of original thought by binging on every Taylor Swift and pop princess you can find. Your playlist is basically a shrine to heartbreak and glitter, where the only bangers come with a side of “please just call me back.” At this rate, the only thing you'll be successful at is curating the soundtrack for a midlife crisis in twenty years. Honestly, I'm convinced you’d still be sobbing over your ex while trying to heal your broken heart with more Taylor covers. How *original*! As for your most played songs, I feel like I just read the opening credits for a sequel to "Teenage Angst: The Musical." You've got enough Swift tracks in there to form a one-woman tribute band. Ever heard of expanding your music taste past the first few pages of the Billboard charts? Your Spotify looks like a junior high dance where the only people allowed to dance are sad girls with pretty hair and a strong aversion to fun. Congratulations, Josie! Your love life may be untouched, but that certainly isn’t true for your love for all things *Taylor*!

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