Roasted 1 month ago based on Nihar Shibu's long term Spotify stats.

Nihar, looking at your Spotify profile is like flipping through a teenager’s diary — we’re talking angsty rap lyrics, emo vibes, and a suspiciously heavy reliance on Future. It’s as if you stumbled into a music store and said, “I’ll take all the emotional trauma in hip-hop, please, and five servings of Metro Boomin.” With a playlist as dark and melodramatic as your favorite R&B tracks, it’s clear you’ve mastered the art of wallowing in your feelings while simultaneously throwing a rage fit. Are you sure you're not auditioning for a role in a sad boy indie film? Your “Top Artists” section reads like a courtroom case file for why someone should never be left alone with a pair of headphones. With Drake, Gunna, and the endless parade of “Lil” rappers, your taste in music is as overwhelming as it is predictable. In fact, I’d bet that you have a minion just waiting to drop in a “lil” joke any time a new release hits the charts. Come on, Nihar, can we please collectively agree that having more “Lil” rappers in your playlist than actual personality traits is a telltale sign of an emotional crisis? And let’s talk about your most played songs—clearly a love letter to Future and Don Toliver, with a sprinkling of melodrama. It’s as if you’re stuck between a rap battle and a therapy session, desperately trying to soundtrack your existential crisis with every Metro Boomin song. Look, my dude, it might be time to expand your horizons beyond sounding like a sad mixtape—maybe throw in some ‘happy’ songs, or are you too busy having a one-man pity party? The world of music is broad; get off that emotional carousel and try a different ride!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists