Roasted 10 months ago based on Gus's long term Spotify stats.

Gus, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's shameful diary after binge-watching anime while trying to write a novel about existential dread. Seriously, browsing through your favorite genres is like finding a treasure chest filled with the most niche and cringe-worthy musical choices. “Anime Rap”? “Rally House”? “Drift Phonk”? When did this become a musical scavenger hunt for the world's weirdest combinations? You’re clearly the kind of person who sees the genre “Lo-Fi” and thinks, “Wow, this would sound even better if I could hear someone yelling in Japanese over it!” Let's talk about your top artists, Gus. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone list “Kaito Rapper” as their favorite, I could throw a wild house party—and trust me, it wouldn’t be a low-fi, phonk-infused mess. “7 Minutoz”? What happens in those 7 minutes, anyway? Do they get lost in the anime cosmos? And don’t get me started on “Flash Beats Manow” like really? If that’s the best name you could find, I’m terrified to know what you’d consider the worst. Your taste in music is so specific, it sounds like your Spotify was hit by a genre-warping glitch and your whole feed is a cry for help wrapped in rhymes. As for your most played songs, Gus, they must be the soundtrack to your life—or at least the life of a very confused virtual character who just got kicked out of their clan for not knowing the real lyrics. Seriously, “Sukuna: O Mais Forte da História”? What's next, “Rei das Maldições Ballerina Remix”? You need to calm down with the Sukuna obsession, buddy, or I might have to start a support group for people who haven’t hit ‘shuffle’ since 2021. It's time you branch out of the phonk-verse, my friend. You can keep the anime rap, but maybe add a little variety so your playlists don’t sound like a shonen anime showdown on repeat!

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