Roasted 22 days ago based on Brian Santos's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Brian Santos, “the Christian Spotify influencer” we didn’t know we needed. Just looking at your profile, it’s clear that you’ve combined enough genres centered around Jesus to start your own heavenly record label. I mean, the sheer volume of “Christian” is striking—was there a points system for how many times you can say “Hallelujah” before Spotify shuts you down? You could start a daily podcast called "Bless My Playlist" and no one would bat an eye—your mom might even subscribe. And then there's your top artists list. I've seen less diverse lineups at a church bake sale! It’s like you tossed a “what would a youth pastor play at a summer camp?” dart at a list of options and called it a day. SYL noiZ? No one has ever gotten so lit for a name that sounds more like a rejected email from a coding project. And Joe Nester? I can only assume that’s your guilty pleasure artist when you secretly want to jam out to a real tune but can’t handle the guilt of enjoying life without a lot of preaching. As for those most played songs, what is this? A spiritual playlist designed to drown out your existential crisis? I’ve seen less angst in a worship service. “Heaven On My Mind” really? With those vibes, I bet your personal anthem is a mix of “Why am I like this?” and “Is it too late to switch to country?” I mean, Brian, we get it; you love Jesus, but c’mon man! Your ears might be closer to salvation than your Spotify account. Find a balance, will ya?

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