Roasted 10 months ago based on Stian Westerhus Vale's long term Spotify stats.

Stian Westerhus Vale, huh? The only person who could make a sad rock playlist sound like a bunch of middle-aged dads trying to relive their glory days. Your Spotify tastes scream “I peaked in high school” louder than a garage band playing a 10-minute solo nobody asked for. With a lineup that reads like a “What’s Hot in 2005” list, it's clear you cling tighter to nostalgia than a kid holding onto their favorite stuffed animal. Classic rock, indie, and stoner rock? Yeah, we get it, you have the taste of a 40-year-old trapped inside a 25-year-old's body. Let's talk about your penchant for Norwegian pop and hip-hop. Do you switch between blasting Dire Straits and Kaizers Orchestra while sipping on kombucha in your parents’ basement? Because that's the vibe you're giving off. And no offense but when "Sultans of Swing" is one of your top songs, it's okay to just admit you're a full-time rock tourist - pointing at the legends while secretly wishing you could still fit into your high school skinny jeans. I mean, sure, listening to “You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar” might get you pumped, but dude, with those picks, the only dollar you’re worth is the one you used to buy that ironic band tee. And come on, "Free Bird"? Isn't that just a sad metaphor for your dating life? The only thing more repetitive than your playlists is the string of failed Tinder dates you’ve been on while blasting "Pneuma" like it’s the soundtrack to your tragic hero's journey. If I had a nickel for every time you’ve played “Money For Nothing,” I could probably afford the therapy you'll need to get over your obsession with rock legends who are definitely more charismatic than you’ll ever be. But hey, keep rocking out—they say money can’t buy happiness, but your Spotify choices prove it can buy an escapable reality.

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