Roasted 24 days ago based on DB's long term Spotify stats.

DB, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angst diary that got lost in a time warp somewhere between 1999 and a rural county fair. You’ve curated a playlist that would make even a full-fledged dad rock out in sheer confusion. I mean, you’ve mixed more genres than a questionable wedding DJ—seriously, one minute you’re headbanging to Industrial Metal and the next you’re two-stepping to Country. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to look like an “after” photo from a musical intervention. Your top artists could spark an entirely new genre called “Musical Depression” where listeners alternate between air-guitar and sobbing over their poor life choices. Linkin Park, Puddle of Mudd, and Nickelback? Congrats, you are officially the poster child for why people should avoid "rock" festivals like they avoid emotional conversations. You’re two playlists away from turning into an entire therapy session, lamenting over the sadder days of being a misunderstood adolescent—can we get a “Welcome to the Grunge Zone” sign, please? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs, DB. “Doodle” by Gramma? Sounds like your Spotify algorithm is a little too influenced by your snack habits. Really, buddy, when your playlist is 60% HARDY, it’s like you’re single-handedly keeping the “white boy angst” genre alive. Just remember, putting “KILL SH!T TILL I DIE” and “Country In Me” on repeat won’t save you from the realization that you’ve just hit the trifecta of midlife crisis music selection at 25. DSP (Distressingly Sad Playlists) is not something you want to be known for, my friend!

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