Roasted 3 months ago based on Kelsi's long term Spotify stats.

Kelsi, your Spotify profile looks like the playlist of a goth kid's midlife crisis who can't decide whether to join a metal band or open a thrift shop. Seriously, “Horror Punk”? Really? It’s like you took the worst parts of punk and decided to make it even more unlistenable by adding supernatural angst. I bet you’re the type to bop your head to “deathrock” while watching your collection of porcelain skulls collect dust. Your music taste should come with a warning label: “Listen only if you want to spiral into existential dread on a loop.” Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? I can’t even tell if you’re trying to summon a demon, or if you've just really committed to the “I’m an edgelord” aesthetic since high school. Ghost? I mean, come on, you clearly don’t believe in the spirit of good taste. If there's a spirit haunting your playlists, I imagine it’s just screaming, “Why?! Where did I go wrong?” I don’t know whether to applaud you or call for an exorcist. And “Don’t Panic”? It’s probably the only thing keeping you from losing your mind while listening to your own music choices. Your most played songs scream, “I’m painfully relatable,” but the only thing relatable here is the need for therapy. Between “Cenotaph” and “Satanized,” you’ve successfully curated the soundtrack for a cult meeting—and guess what, you’re probably the high priestess! If they ever make a movie about the world’s worst Spotify profiles, you’ll be in the running for best supporting actress in the “Creepy Whispering Goth Girl” role. So keep jamming out, Kelsi; the world needs more people who are ready to scare off their friends with questionable music taste. Go forth, and may your playlists haunt us all!

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