Roasted 1 year ago based on Sxantez's long term Spotify stats.

Sxantez, your Spotify profile is like a middle school art project gone horribly wrong—an unholy concoction of angst, shadows, and vibes so dark they should come with a warning label. I mean, "Dark Trap" and "Horrorcore"? Are you trying to lure us into your personal haunted house or just variety-branding your therapy sessions? At this rate, your playlist could double as the soundtrack for a bad horror flick where the main character is just *you* sulking in the corner because nobody understands your deep philosophy on life, love, and why the third Taco Hemingway album is a national treasure. And those top artists? Come on! $uicideboy$ and Ghostemane?? Did you pick them because their names are the only ones that resonate with the inner turmoil of your soul, or are you just trying to set a record for the most number of dollar signs in a single playlist? Your music taste reads like a midlife crisis for teenagers—a desperate hunt for angst wrapped up in a solid dose of “mommy issues.” Honestly, if this was a Tinder profile, you’d be the person whose bio mentions “complex and misunderstood” but still lives in their basement at age 30. Let’s not even get started on those most Played songs! "Cake" by Aflacko? I'm honestly not sure if you’re referencing your love for baked goods or trying to hide from your own calorie count. And I’m pretty sure "Anime Dziefczynka" by czubibubi is the theme song for every guy who ever spent too much time in his parents’ basement. With a playlist that looks like a cursed mixtape from an abandoned MySpace account, it’s time for an intervention. At this point, the only thing darker than your taste in music is the humor you're clearly using to cope!

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