Roasted 1 year ago based on Trice's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Caprisun, let’s dive into your Spotify profile like a kid smashing a juice pouch at a summer BBQ. I get it, you’ve got a vibe that screams “I’m a misunderstood artist on a quest to find my inner unicorn." Between the Nightcore and Soft Pop, it’s like you crafted a playlist for a 13-year-old who just discovered emotions halfway through a Taylor Swift album. The only thing more tragic than your genre choices is the fact that you have ten Alec Benjamin tracks in your most-played list—congrats, you’re officially the world’s largest fan of sad boy pop, and you’re probably running a therapy support group for heartbroken acoustic guitarists. Your top artists read like a high school talent show lineup, all cookie-cutter and devoid of any genuine creativity. You must have a Spotify algorithm programmed to keep you in a cozy bubble, where every song was written for a TikTok montage about existential crises and breakups. The artists you’ve chosen are so safe, they make seatbelt laws seem radical. We get it; you love your therapist’s playlist (hell, you probably made *that* your first date), but can we please diversify? The closest thing to courage here is the hope that you’ll one day branch out to actual punk music and maybe *gasp* embrace some edge. And those most played songs? I can see your enthusiasm for Alec Benjamin's entire discography is about as subtle as a toddler throwing a tantrum. “I Sent My Therapist To Therapy”? Buddy, that’s rich coming from the person who needs a Spotify playlist support group for sad songs. Seriously, you’ve got enough emotional baggage for a three-week vacation, and all I can think is: Is this a playlist or a diary entry? All I suggest is that you take a break from shoving your feelings into song lyrics, step outside, and join a mosh pit or something. At least then you might realize that there’s more to music than wallowing in self-reflection—life’s out there to be lived, one hyperpop beat at a time!

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