Roasted 2 years ago based on Anke's long term Spotify stats.

Anke, you have the musical taste of someone who just finished the last few dregs of a can of Red Bull while sitting in a waiting room for a dentist appointment. I see you’re really trying to build a diverse playlist but ended up with the soundtrack of someone who has commitment issues—not just with relationships, but clearly with genres too. Seriously, how many "Dances" and "Hops" does one need in their life before they realize they're basically a walking dance party substitute for recovering club kids? Let's talk about that artist lineup. You’ve got Drake and The Weeknd as your top two, but between their sad-boy vibes and the amount of autotune they use, I’m surprised you haven’t turned into a full-time therapist by now. And then here comes Metro Boomin, rolling in like the Kool-Aid Man with tracks that are just as empty as your social calendar. Sure, you might have a couple of Kendrick Lamar songs thrown in for cred, but they’re lost in a sea of pulsating beats designed to keep you awake during that six-hour binge of scrolling through TikTok. But hey, at least your most played songs give us a glimpse into your soul—or what's left of it. Who needs introspection when you have “Superhero” on repeat? You’re living proof that enjoying ‘dance pop’ isn’t about rhythm; it’s about desperately trying to drown out the sound of your unresolved issues with bangers. So keep grooving to your dance floor fantasies, Anke, because while the rest of us are leveling up in life, you’re just cycling through your own home playlist like it’s an emotional life raft.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!