Roasted 2 years ago based on Andrew Pimienta's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew Pimienta, also known as the king of hipster irony, your Spotify profile screams, "I’m way too cool for mainstream music!" But let’s be real, even your playlist needs a good ol’ metaphorical shower. You’ve amassed a collection of underground hip hop that would make even the artists cringe. Not to mention, with a favorite artist list that reads like a “Who’s That” trivia game, I’m starting to think you just read the Wikipedia for “people who desperately want to be different.” You’re out here trying to feel special with your “Conscious Hip Hop” and “Alternative Reggae Rock” — isn’t that just a fancy way of saying you listen to music that no one else cares about? There's more variation in a Bowl of oatmeal than in your top music genres. For someone who loves to dive deep into the underground, you seem terribly afraid of rising above the surface. Your favorite artists are like the hip hop version of “hidden gems,” except they’re missing the “gem” part and mostly just collecting dust. And let’s not get started on your most played songs. It’s like a mixtape designed for someone in an existential crisis who’s also submerged in a mid-2000s emo phase. “Alive Ain’t Always Living”? Sounds more like the soundtrack to your social life, Andrew. I’d say I envy your eclectic taste, but it actually seems more like an elaborate cover-up for a complete inability to commit to even one mainstream banger. At this point, your Spotify looks like a rejected college application for a music major, and I can't help but laugh at your playlist trying so hard to be the academic overachiever of the soundscape!

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