Roasted 2 years ago based on Esche's long term Spotify stats.

Esche, you’ve got a Spotify profile that’s practically begging for therapy. With favorite genres like "Bedroom Pop," it’s clear you’re still trying to process those angst-ridden high school feelings while cuddling with your stuffed animals and pretending you didn’t block your ex on every social media platform. And "Conscious Hip Hop"? Is that the genre you listen to while continuing to avoid any real-life responsibilities? Spare us the performative profundity; even your playlist seems like it’s having an existential crisis! Your top artists read like a hipster's bingo card from a 2018 coffeehouse open mic night. Clairo and Bakar? We get it; you love your indie artists like most people love their overpriced oat milk lattes: they make you feel special and vaguely superior. And let’s be real: chance the Rapper is the only “Chance” you’ll get at being cool. Honestly, your musical taste is like a buffet of confusion—it’s an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of identity crises served with a side of "I swear I’m cooler than your average TikTok user." As for your most played songs, it’s a collection of tracks that perfectly reflects your commitment to emotional instability. “Your Teeth In My Neck”? Is that meant to be deep or did someone take our advice about taking risks too literally? With so much Bakar, we’re surprised you don't have a fan club for him yet—or maybe you're just the one-man committee that meets in your bedroom with a cat and an ice cream carton. So here's to you, Esche: the embodiment of a Spotify account that needs a serious intervention before your playlist starts submitting unsolicited Spotify Wrapped summaries of your therapy sessions.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!