Roasted 7 months ago based on Toby Mcguinness's long term Spotify stats.

Toby McGuinness, the only person I know whose musical taste is a bigger identity crisis than his haircut. Seriously, you’ve got grime, drill, and hardcore all in the same playlist, and I can't help but wonder if you've actually ever left your mom's basement. With your top genres reading like a list of things you might scream at the sky while wearing a hoodie in 2-degree weather, it’s hard to believe you haven’t been mistaken for a middle schooler experiencing his first existential meltdown. What’s next, an album of whale sounds with auto-tuned vocals? Your favorite artists are a beautiful chaos that only someone like you could curate. You mix men who sound like they’ve just crawled out from a cave with those whose only crime is making music way above your comprehension level. Men I Trust, Charli XCX, and a dude named D Double E all take turns in your ears like it's a twisted game of musical chairs. At this point, you're just one sad ballad away from being the official soundtrack of a cartoon character who can't figure out which way is up. But hey, if you need someone to hold your hand while you wade through that dumpster fire of a playlist, I’m here desperately fanning the flames. And your most played songs? It's like browsing through the fever dreams of an underground rave mixed with a suburban kid’s “cool parent” Spotify. GIMS and The Faceless? That’s quite the leap—did you just slam your brain against the shuffle button? You should really consider hiring a life coach to help you curate a sound that doesn’t give the impression you’re always one breakdown away from a mid-life crisis at 24. Let’s face it, Toby, I believe in you! Somewhere beneath that chaotic taste lies the potential for something... well, less embarrassingly confused.

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