Roasted 2 years ago based on Skrunk's long term Spotify stats.

Skrunk, your Spotify profile is like a middle school locker—confusing, a little sad, and filled with a bunch of random items that just don’t belong together. Seriously, "Otacore"? I didn't realize that was a genre; I thought it was a failed attempt at spelling "Otaku" while having a stroke. Your love for both modern rock and “Permanent Wave” is just a direct insult to all the real rock artists out there. And let’s not even discuss how confusing it is when you're jamming out to Sabaton one minute and then flipping to a pop song that sounds like it was made in a microwave by a toddler. Your top artists are a fascinating mix, and by “fascinating,” I mean a trainwreck I can’t look away from. How exactly do you expect to explain a playlist ranging from Kanye to John Williams? "This is my 'getting hyped for Papyrus' genre”—is that what we’re going with? Also, I get that ¥$ is meant to look artistic or edgy, but let's be real, it looks like a typo someone made when trying to type an actual dollar sign and then got stuck trying to explain why they listen to this. Is your ear for music as bad as your ability to commit to a single genre? And those most played songs? Wow, your vibe is totally 'Post-Apocalyptic Coffee Shop' meets 'Once-Great-Artist-Era.' I mean, how do you go from “Good Luck, Babe!” to “We’ll Meet Again” like you’re curating a soundtrack to the world's worst breakup? Listening to that eclectic mess could give anyone existential dread. You’re basically the human equivalent of that one friend who shows up to parties wearing flip-flops in winter, trying too hard to prove they just “go with the flow.” Newsflash, buddy: flow is just a fancy way of saying you're lost!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists