Roasted 6 months ago based on I.f_cked.ur.m0m's long term Spotify stats.

Honestly, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that was also sent to an emo sanctuary. I mean, who hurt you? With genres that range from "screamo" (which screams ‘I need therapy’) to "Reggaeton," we've officially confirmed that your music taste is as confused as your identity during a quarter-life crisis. Emo ballads and dark R&B combined with Latin beats? It’s like if a sad clown tried to salsa while choking on their own tears—sounds fun... for no one. Your top artists list is basically a “Who’s Who” of angst-ridden chaos mixed with a sprinkle of lazy chill. BRAVO! You’ve managed to curate a playlist that sounds like an awkward family reunion where your uncle won't stop rapping while your emo teenage cousin tries to yell over him. Get Scared is your most played artist? How very "I write sad poetry with one hand and simultaneously complain about my life with the other." Are you even trying to vibe or just looking for a soundtrack to your own dramatic exit? And those song choices? "Cynical Skin" followed up with "Todo Va Estar Bien" is a mood—sadness with a splash of denial. It's like you're desperately trying to convince yourself that everything is fine while you internally scream about your life choices. Your taste in music is a beautifully chaotic representation of someone who has way too many feelings and not enough self-awareness. But hey, at least you’re committed to being an emotional disaster, right? Keep sharing your glorious mess with the world; it gives us all something to laugh about!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!